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Rabbits React: Thomas The Tank Engine
« on: May 01, 2016, 01:24:44 AM »
I got bored, I decided to make this......

*The rabbits are seated in front of different television screens, each one playing the intro to Thomas The Tank Engine*

*Hazel And Fiver*

HAZEL: Wait a minute, isn't that the black slug the was passing through the forest?
FIVER: Yes, it is. Only this time, it has a face.
HAZEL: How strange. Also, look at the wheels on it. Perhaps it isn't a slug at all but some sort of hrududu.
FIVER: Then that's the oddest hrududu I've ever seen. It has man's face.
HAZEL: I guess man is thinking of new ideas and evolving, just like us rabbits.
FIVER: *shrugs* Maybe so.

*Dandelion, Hawkbit and Pipkin*

DANDELION and PIPKIN: *Dancing around to the theme song*
HAWKBIT: That has got to be the ugliest hrududu I've ever seen.
DANDELION: I don't really care what they look like, I love this music!
PIPKIN: I could dance to it all day, Dandelion!
DANDELION: Me too!
HAWKBIT: My dreams tonight won't nearly be as pleasant as that so-called music.

*Aspen and Vervain*

ASPEN (singing along to the theme tune): Duh duh duh duh duh duh duuuuh....
VERVAIN: Will you shut off that horrible singing!?!?! Besides, aren't you supposed to be dead?
ASPEN: I got better.
VERVAIN: What a shame.
ASPEN: So what do you think of this, Vervain?
VERVAIN: It's hrududu's with faces. It smells like the work of a hedge wizard.
ASPEN: I like hedge wizards. They do all sorts of fun tricks!
VERVAIN: Yes, like sealing your mouth shut.

*Bigwig and Spartina*

BIGWIG: *stares at the screen* I'm sorry but.......what? What on Earth is this? I really wish I knew what to make of this, but.....*foot starts tapping to the music* Well, this is embarassing....
SPARTINA: I don't know what to make of this, either......

*Campion and Moss*

CAMPION: I met the Black Rabbit Of Inle myself. This is nothing compared to him.
MOSS: Lighten up a little, Campion. Can you seriously go 10 minutes without mentioning the Black Rabbit?
CAMPION: *sigh*
MOSS: Man is so confusing. Why do all these hrududu's have faces?
CAMPION: Beats me. Humans always build strange things.
MOSS: That they do, Campion. That they do.

*Silverweed*

SILVERWEED (sobbing into his paws): I.......I don't know why but......this is so BEAUTIFUL! *sob*.......just the fact that hrududu's have life and souls......and....*sniff*....feelings. I don't know why I'm so touched by this......*bawls loudly with tears rolling down his face* BUT I AM!

*Blue Sky and Raincloud*

RAINCLOUD: Those hrududu's have thoughts and feelings. You know what that means, Blue Sky?
BLUE SKY: We can manipulate them for our own personal gain.
RAINCLOUD: Correct. After all, they can help us travel long distances.
BLUE SKY: You probably should go on a diet if you want to travel so badly.
RAINCLOUD: Now don't get started with that again.

*Cowslip*

COWSLIP (licking his lips): Mmmmmmm.......yes......quite interesting indeed. I'll have to make note of this.

*Primrose and Blackberry*

PRIMROSE: *giggles* Those are the cutest hrududu's I've ever seen!
BLACKBERRY: I really like the music, too. It's excellent for digging.
PRIMROSE: You're right, Blackberry. It really sets the mood for a good workout.
BLACKBERRY: Let's dig a new room in the burrow to this music.
PRIMROSE: Good idea, Blackberry. We have plenty of space!

*Blackavar*

BLACKAVAR: *Stares in horror with a speechless look on his face, slowly shaking his head* Frith, why?

*Woundwort*

WOUNDWORT: Those abominations could only be the work of man. May Frith be rid of this filth once and for all!

*Strawberry*

STRAWBERRY: Zzzzzzzzzzz.............

*Captain Broom*

CAPTAIN BROOM: *Is laughing uncontrollably* Oh my oh my oh my! This.......this is the funniest thing I've ever seen! *rolls on the ground, laughing loudly*

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Rabbits React: Thomas The Tank Engine
« Reply #1 on: May 01, 2016, 01:30:03 AM »
What am I reading? :hickory

I mean it's perhaps the weirdest crossover ever, but seriously...

It's just so funny.  So crazy.  I can't stop laughing.

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« Reply #2 on: May 01, 2016, 12:15:20 PM »
I'm honestly disappointed this didn't go on longer and have clips from the show or something. Seriously. Genius idea. If you do more, please post it :D
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« Reply #3 on: May 01, 2016, 02:33:34 PM »
What the hell, as you come up with this? XD
It was very interesting to read. Especially Silverweed, I charm the program ....
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« Reply #4 on: May 16, 2016, 10:41:07 PM »
This made me laugh way more than I thought it would, haha
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« Reply #5 on: May 16, 2016, 11:32:22 PM »
Nice.

Now do Thomas the Dank Engine. :)
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« Reply #6 on: August 11, 2017, 02:26:19 AM »
:hannah4 Oh, I missed this thread. :D
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« Reply #7 on: August 11, 2017, 03:42:28 PM »
Weird I didn't think I'd read the whole thing
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« Reply #8 on: August 11, 2017, 04:52:04 PM »
I like the thought that was put in to this! A fun read. :D
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« Reply #9 on: August 12, 2017, 01:00:21 PM »
This program continues to be a horror for children and adults, but is currently improved XD
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