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« on: July 10, 2017, 11:17:18 PM »
This game is simple.  One member asks a question.  The next poster provides a funny answer, preferably (although not necessarily) with a pun, and asks another question.  And so on.

Example:
Chipster: Why am I making this post?
Bright Side: Because the postman is late, so you have to do it yourself.  Do you want to have a deep conversation?
Vesper: Of course, let's go on a trip to the Mariana Trench and discuss things.  Why is my phone battery so low?

Feel free to ask if you have any questions :vervain2

So, why am I making this post? :primrose
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« Reply #1 on: July 21, 2017, 12:05:41 AM »
Because you need to repair my fencepost! Hurry up!

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« Reply #2 on: July 21, 2017, 05:43:10 PM »
Because the legend tells you that you can become a mermaid, if you succeed. Why is summer so hot?
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« Reply #3 on: July 22, 2017, 08:15:34 PM »
That was funny Rosie :D

Summer used to be very cold, but winter was afraid they might lose their job, so they heated up summer so they would stop competing in the same market.

Is the Earth flat?
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« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2017, 07:14:50 PM »
No, the Eath is fat. But don't tell her that.

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« Reply #5 on: July 23, 2017, 07:14:57 PM »
No.

Unless you are denying thousands of years of science since the Ancient Greeks or part of the Flat Earth Society.
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