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« on: June 10, 2014, 02:32:36 PM »
Because it's an external image, I've decided to link it here:

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/357/e/0/watership_down_parody_by_gingaweedfan1-d5own2n.jpg

It's not done by me, but I thought, it would fit in this section  :D


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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2014, 06:00:52 PM »
Vervain: You are stuck on third level, Sir? I've already finished the whole game. You won't believe how it ends...

Woundwort: NO SPOILERS!!!
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« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2014, 07:47:58 PM »
Vervain: "Sir, you forgot to take the medipack. Your health will decrease very fast when..."

Woundwort: "And your health will decrease still faster if you don't shut up now!"


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« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2014, 08:07:28 PM »
Vervain: "You know, Sir, if you give up these NPCs to slavers you will get enough gold to buy a very powerful sword..."

Woundwort: "No! When I said I want to play a Good character, I jolly well meant it!"
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« Reply #4 on: June 28, 2014, 07:35:29 AM »
Computer: Please enter your name
Woundwort: Woundwort the Magnificent!!!
Computer: Your name is too long! No spaces allowed! No special characters allowed!
Woundwort: WHAT??? I'm Woundwort, the great warrior, the bringer of doom...
Vervain (to himself): The rabbit who can't use a computer
Woundwort: What was that, Vervain?
Vervain: Nothing, sir.
Silverweed: Why don't you use the hotline?
Woundwort: What a line?
Silverweed: Humans created it. It's a support, helping to solve problems. (hands Woundwort an old cellphone)
Hotline Computer: Welcome customer. Please tell me your name.
Woundwort: Woundwort the Magnificent!!!
Hotline Computer: I haven't understand you. Please repeat.
Woundwort: I HATE HUMANS!!!
Hotline Computer: Thanks. I will forward you to the Apple Store Customer Service.
Vervain: Excuse me, sir. But some time ago, I've seen a badger in the forest, collecting apples. Maybe...
Woundwort: I knew it! Only an abominable creature like a badger could create such a abnormal thing like this piece of scrap.


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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2014, 03:41:43 PM »
Oh yes, we loathe badgering customer service representatives. :D

Anyway, that's Woundwort after playing Minesweeper for 10 days straight.

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« Reply #6 on: August 03, 2014, 05:57:59 AM »
Quote from: Hawkbit on Aug 2 2014, 11:41:43 AM
Oh yes, we loathe badgering customer service representatives. :D

Anyway, that's Woundwort after playing Minesweeper for 10 days straight.
:D

Vervain: "Excuse me, sir. Shouldn't we plan our attack to destroy the outsiders warren?"
Woundwort: "Not now, Vervain! I've got to do important leadership plannings!"
Computer: "Level 641 completed"



Another one:

Computer: "Game Over"
Woundwort: "This is not my destiny!"
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« Last Edit: August 05, 2014, 08:06:13 AM by Darkling Nocturnal »


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« Reply #7 on: January 25, 2015, 09:19:23 PM »

Woundwort: This is perfect, spend two days playing non-stop and I'm at the end of the game!
Campion: (dramatic entrance) Sr!! are attacking Efrafa, prisoners escape!
Woundwort: Not now, I'm busy.
Campion: But sir, rabbits are dying!
Woundwort: NOT NOW !! * playing gears of war 3 *
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« Reply #8 on: November 24, 2015, 01:49:07 AM »
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Computer: "Game Over"
Woundwort: "This is not my destiny!"

 :spit  :spit  :spit  :spit  :spit

You completely cracked me up with this, man.

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« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2015, 06:07:13 AM »
You read it just now? :pipkin-oh


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« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2015, 06:08:34 AM »
Quote from: Darkling Nocturnal on Nov 24 2015, 01:07:13 AM
You read it just now? :pipkin-oh

Nah, I saw it back in the day... I just forgot about it until a guest was reading the topic :P

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« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2015, 06:31:38 PM »
know well the page, I saw that joke.
And the situation Woundwort, I remembered this:




HAHAHAHA XD   :mallow
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