Autheh: is Why you gotta end teh parts of your charators(sp?) go NUTSO!Bucjthorn: Who is that? Sounds like an irrelevant and forgotten rabbit.
Blackavar: I KNOW, RIGHT?(
The censoring of Blackavar?!)Strawberry: Once the wires get him...
Thalayli: They'll get you if you don't stop talking about them!
Strawberry: They are the only ones who do.
Blackberry: We'll all get got if we don't find where that doe went!
Blackberry: Did anyone see where she went?
Raspberry: I did.
Hawkbit: We're in a pitch black warren, doofus.
Raspberry: I repeat, I did.
Pipkin: Can we go home now? I have a headache!
Fiver: Our heads will hurt even more to come.
Raspberry: You bucks are as deaf as you are blind.
Vervain: Can we go look for my brother now?
Bigwig: I'm right here.
Vervain: Not you. My cute brother.
Buggloss: Did anyone gag that psycho skull doe?
Buggloss: I think we got everyone else.
Cedar: I got this.
Raspberry: No bun gags me! Not even you, Cedar!
Raspberry throws a bone at Cedar and runs off.Raspberry: And I am NOT psycho!
Hawkbit: I guess we know who wears the armor in that relationship.
Silver: Bah, she shouldn't be too much of a problem, I doubt she could even sing the whole song.
Silver: Seems like her entire vocabulary was limited to "Cedar", "love", and "not".
Hawkbit: Not necessarily in that order.
Vervain: She is not even Efrafan. It is the ringleader we need to worry about.
Thalayli: Right, let's split up and beat up.
Buggloss: That literally, never works.
Silver: But it is fun.
Strawberry: Snares!
Blackberry: Do we even know she's still in Efrafa?
Vervain: Most likely.
Campion: We are under the impression the summoner needs to know the vessel in some way to summon the Doe in her.
Vervain: Another reason to AVOID contact with outsiders.
Bigwig: Again, banners work wonders.
Vervain: Criticizing another after the fact is so easy.
Chervil: Should we visit the Pit of Despair next?
Buggloss: That's where she first tried to bite me!
Silver: Sounds like the right place then.
The party goes down to the Pit of Despair, a strange square bricked room with the view of the sky far above. Bluebell is volunteered to be pushed in first.Bluebell: Cozy.
Bigwig: You see anything, slug gob?
Bluebell: I see the world!
Blackberry: Why did we send him in again?
Bigwig: In case we needed a strong presence on our flank to guard against ambush.
Hawkbit: He's expendable.
Campion: At least your warren still has the luxury of expendable rankers.
Buggloss: All we have is Vervain.
Vervain: I am all Efrafa needs! ...wait no I meant...
Buggloss: Really? Alright, next Mean Doe Time is all you.
Vervain: ugh ... Blueberry do you see a tiny white buck in there?
Blueberry: Now I see her, now I don't!
Silver: Her? Wait, what?
Campion: Enough nonsense, let's go in there. Can't be too dangerous if he still lives
now.
Hawkbit: Unless she mistook him for a kitten.
Campion: I will have the honour of ending this!
Buggloss: All you, Golden Boi.
Campion boldly enters where others have entered plenty times before him.Silver follows after him, gag in paw.Pipkin comes next, wire happy.Blackberry: Someone really should take that away from Pipkin.
Hawkbit: Be my guest, Blackberry.
Strawberry: They grow up so fast!
wipes away tearSomewhere down the run, a flash of light engulfs the Golden Boi and co.Silver: GAH! There really was a second Nettle!
THE Doe: Not quite, dearest.
Campion: The Doe!
Vervain: The Doe? Well good luck, Golden Boi!
Campion: What happened to a team effort?!
Vervain: Good luck outsiders!
Vervain: Better?
Hawkbit: No.
Bigwig: She is only one doe. Just surround her, surround her and attack! Come on lads!
Silver: Where's that species confused buck? He knew about this second Nettle!
THE Doe: What makes you think I was Nettle?
Foxglove: Also not Nettle.
Blackberry: The Doe becomes manifest through song, so that means if someone else could have been taught the chant...then this could be...
THE Doe:
smilesChervil: Thethuhinnang. We are doomed.
Buggloss: THAT'S what you have for her dossier?!
Chervil: It is all I needed to know.
Foxglove: Mine is usually limited to name and weight.
Cedar: And safe cooking temperature.
Silver: Well, she's just going to be more immature like the last one, right?!
Chervil:....
Campion: Frith help us all.
Vervain: If only...
THE Doe: I knew if I waited long enough you would eliminate all my rival
vessels. With so many of us, my power was diffused. But now that I can become who I was meant to be...
Buggloss: Please don't say it.
THE Doe: I shall be free.
THE Doe: Dearest.
Vervain: ....what if we just... stand aside?
Bigwig: And let her spread the cult across the realm? Not hardly!
THE Doe: What makes you think I need to go
anywhere to spread
my song?
Blackberry: Of course, beyond making the vessel an immature psychopath, the Doe also magnifies the user's natural talents!
Blackberry: Well played!
Silver: She can't sing if she's gagged just like any other doe.
Raspberry: Um hey Doe sorry to interrupt but don't forget your promise. Cedar?
Cedar: wat
THe Doe: of course, Skull Knight. I will leave him to you.
Cedar: Someone please killeth me.
Raspberry:
dons bone armour Let's get started then.
Bigwig: This is it lads, remember Owsla training!
Dandelion: Right. Hawkbit, lay down.
Pipkin: I can leap a log!
Pipkin leaps off Hawkbit's back and smashes into THE Doe with an unrealistic amount of force.Thalayli: My old son...
Campion: We can do that. Vervain, lay down.
Vervain: Like Inlé I will!
The Doe catches Pipkin.The Doe: How original. Throwing a kitten once again.
Dandelion: Remember my stories? Be clever and full of tricks!
Pipkin: Surprise!
Pipkin pulls out a wire.But gets whacked away by a bone!Skull Knight: Seen that before too.
Thalayli: My chief told me to hold a run once, and hold it I did. I'm the chief now, and if I say that you can't leave, you won't!
Bigwig does something that looks cool in his head!Blackberry: That's not how that works....
Skull Knight: What is that furhead doing?
Vervain: Gymnastics?
Bigwig: Come on now lads! Strap up your leg warmers!
Auteh: s0ddenly bucjthorn appearz!Bucjthorn: You shouldn't have forgotten about me!
Skukl Knight: Gah! Who is he?!
Auteh: he lancherz kameahmaeah atomic s00per attack out if his pawzez!Auteh: everyone diezzzz!Auteh: cept his frendsAuteh: so nboidy survive basicallu 
Blackberry: Honestly Dandelion, after all your practice I thought you could end a story better than that.
Dandelion: It is a lack of will, not skill.
Pipkin: But what happened to The thumb rang doe?
Pipkin: I wanna know if I strangled her!
Blackberry: Gag you mean.
Silver: No, I gag, Pipkin strangles.
Hawkbit: With you lot around I'm surprised we didn't kill more Efrafans.
Hazel: And why did you write
me out of the story? Lazy writing is what I say.
Acorn: Guess we now know why we're lucky to have you, Chief.
Dandelion: Yes it was the true moral of this story: don't ever let Bigwig be our Chief.
Hawkbit: I could have told you that three seasons ago.
Bigwig: I know when I'm not appreciated.
Bigwig: I'm going to go hold my bed until...
Thalayli: I'm not tired.
And then it was time Alder went to bed.End of Quarter VI 
Hawkbit: I was wondering why Dandelion seemed more clever than usual with his "clever" rebuttals. He had ages to come up with them telling the story!
Auteh: ecsus me are u dishhing owr story tell?Hawkbit: All I'm saying is, if Dandelion is half as clever as you made him sound, he'd be chief.
Dandelion: I clearly have the makings of the greatest Chief ever!
Hazel: Is that why you had me off'd in your little fairy tale?
Dandelion: It is bound to happen.
Hawkbit: And who were these Cedar and Foxglove fellows?
Silver: A couple of loons, sounds like.
Blackberry: Indeed. Not to be trusted. Why'd you add them?
Acorn: Wait, you’re more concerned about these random bucks he added than the fact that he thinks the does can start a deity cult?
Acorn: Everyone knows does only dig!
Blackberry: And you're more worried about that instead of not existing?
Blackberry: If bucks can dig, does can start a cult.
Hyzenthlay: If only it would have as much teeth as Dandelion claims...
Thethunthinnang: And why was
I the crazy one?
Hawkbit: Revenge for pronouncing your name?
Clover: It could never have been me.
Hyzenthlay: Did no one stop to think that the main purpose of our cult, "does
perks", is the exact same thing as "officers perks"?
Hyzenthlay: What a waste of time!
Hyzenthlay goes to silflay.Silver: Didn't seem to be Thethurhinnang's goal.
Clover: She has a point though. What a waste not to include me!
goes to silflay as wellHazel: I say this whole ordeal really tired me out.
Acorn: That's how it starts.
Haystack: How what starts?
Acorn: oh err um nothing, nothing...
Speedwell: Smooth
Haystack: Whatever. At least Speedwell called me a "nice hutch doe".
Hawkbit: And Bigwig said you barely know how to hop forward.
Blackberry: Technically it was Dandelion who said all those things.
Haystack: Technically, he called you a buck the whole time too.
Blackberry: I AM a buck!
Blackberry: What is wrong with you all?!
Haystack: ...
The forgotten trio go silflayBlackberry: Seriously, I can prove it you know!
Silver: Please don't.
Pipkin: Say Hazel-rah, what's a tavern?
Hazel-rah: It's a place where bucks go to argue even more than usual, Hlaio-roo.
Hazel-rah: Blackberry, stop not-digging. We all know you’re not a doe.
Blackberry: Bucks can dig too you know.
Hawkbit: You're very good at digging your own grave...
Fiver: So, do my visions really sound that...inane to you guys?
Hawkbit: It was the most accurate part of the story.
Thalayli: Hawkbit, do we need to have another "talk?"
Hawkbit: You're not the Chief.
Bigwig: According to Dandalion, I am. That's one less "vote" I need to "acquire."
Hazel: This is not a democracy.
Bigwig: Yes sir.
Pipkin: I'd like Bigwig!
Pipkin: He makes me play games that make me swol!
Hazel: What a shame. I already talked to Hyzenthlay about being my successor. She is co-chief after all.
Blackberry: Are you letting Pipkin decide our future now?
Hazel: How so?
Blackberry: Since he mentions Bigwig and suddenly you decide not to make Hyzenthlay the next Chief.
Silver: I think you misunderstood that statement.
Teh authah; I sertzntly didnt!Hyzenthlay: What's this about me not being chieftess?
Hazel: Nothing dear.
Hyzenthlay: Good. Keep it that way, dear
Hawkbit: Don't start this.
Hawkbit: Go get a burrow.
Hazel: You being lonely was the most accurate part. Let's go dear, Chiefs' Perks!
Pipkin:
Am I too young for this?
Blackberry: Everyone keeps using that word. I don’t think it means what you all think it
means.
Dandelion: It's you who doesn't know. Bigwig told me all about it for his epic story
Silver: I'll take Pipkin out of here...
Blackberry: You believe half of what he says?! He's a story teller, he could just have made
it all up!
Silver: True or not, I just want out of this idiotic discussion to get some
flayrah.Silver: I suggest you do the same.
Silver takes Pipkin and leaves.Hawkbit: You know what? Fine. I'm going to prove you all wrong and go find a doefriend.
Dandelion: That has the makings of the greatest tragic comedy ever...
Hawkbit: I haven't seen any does in your burrow lately!
Dandelion: What were you doing in my burrow?!
Dandelion: Besides, that's because I was in hers
smirksBlackberry: This is...kittenish.
Blackberry: I'm leaving.
Hawkbit: Me too.
Hawkbit: Have fun telling your stories to the slugs.
Bluebell: aaah to be a--
gets hit by dirtHazel: Let's
finally go, dear.
Hazel and Hyzenthlay leaveHolly: And that's when I said to Bigwig, 'you shall not pass!' and punted him off the
bridge!
Blackavar: WOW, NO WONDER HE RAN AWAY FROM SANDLEFORD!
Holly and Blackavar come hopping in from a patrol….…but the spotlight had faded as they were not fated to
be in it.The “autheh” was fired for complete incompetence by Alder
and Chib. THE END (?!) 
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