Falling Campion

[Chipster-roo]

   If you'll excuse me, I'd like to go and rest.
    DO NOT! Now go and prepare me a sandwich.

What's a...sandwich?
A TYPE OF FOOD INVENTED BY HUMANS, TO MAKE ONE YOU...
I don't want anything to do with humans.
IT'S NOT LIKE YOU HAVE A CHOICE.  DO IT! *drops loaf of bread and some lettuce and tomatoes in front of Campion*
...what do I do now?
I ALREADY TOLD YOU: MAKE ME A SANDWICH!

[Darkling Nocturnal]

IT'S THE BLACK RABBIT OF SUBWAY  

[Vesper]

Subway
   Eat Fresh Flayrah

[Darkling Nocturnal]

  Eat Fresh Flayrah

From fall to fall...  

[Acacia Heartstrings]

((You You shined  with the joke Hipster- Roo. Now we know that Campion worked on Subway XD))


   Okay Okay, you do not have to be angry, By Frith ... * Campion puts on an apron * I'll prepare it right away. Do you want it with chili?

   With lots of chili, just the way I like it. And quickly, I'm very hungry.

   All right, just give me a few minutes. * Turns away * I've never been trained for this in Ephrafa ...

[Vesper]

xD *Tackle-hugs*  

  Here you go then, Black Rabbit of Inle. One Sandwich. *Gives it to him*

  *Inspects it and finds something missing* Where's the lettuce?!

  Well, we ran out of it, the kittens ate most of it.

  Then, get more. I refuse to eat this Sandwich without it. There's a crop field to right *Points to the right* Off you go... NOW!!!

[Chipster-roo]

Thanks Acacia

*hops toward the field of lettuce*
WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF WOOF
Black Rabbit, is all this just an elaborate plot to kill me?  If that is the case, can you please skip all the complexities and just claim my soul right here and now?
I WANT MY SANDWICH!!!
Fine... *kicks Duster in the face*
What do I do now?

[Vesper]

*Hugs and Nuzzles fondly*

  Collect those tomatoes over to make ketchup
  What's ketchup?
  You'll see soon?
   *Collects Tomatoes* Now what?
  I would advise you run now.
*Gunshot*
Misses Campion though

[Acacia Heartstrings]

.............................
    I think I should go and stop Woundwort. That is my mission.
Campion runs at full speed. AND THAT'S IT XD

[Vesper]

  Come back here!! I still want my sandwich!!!

[Chipster-roo]

*runs back to Efrafa, where there is a huge crowd outside* What's going on?
General Woundwort is dead, sir.  Nobody knows what happened.  No smell of disease, no wounds or scars...it's so mysterious.
YO
Ack!  Never sneak up on me like that again!
AS YOU CAN SEE, I TOOK CARE OF YOUR MISSION FOR YOU.  YOU CAN NOW GET BACK TO WORK ON MY SANDWICH
*sighs*

[Darkling Nocturnal]

Never annoy a hungry grim reaper...

[Acacia Heartstrings]

I think it's naughty, in its infantile mode XD
     

[Vesper]

*After a long while of trial and error, Campion finishes making the sandwich. The Black Rabbit takes a bite out of it*
  It's good.
  Now my go.
  Yes, you may go now.
  Finally!!!

[Nesuki]

    If you'll excuse me, I'd like to go and rest.
     DO NOT! Now go and prepare me a sandwich.

Omg the sandwich part killed me 😄😄👌🏼