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Author Topic: The Bear, The Rabbit, And The Magic Frog.  (Read 1647 times)

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The Bear, The Rabbit, And The Magic Frog.
« on: July 16, 2011, 10:24:02 PM »
The Bear, The Rabbit, And The Magic Frog

Once upon a time there was a frog who lived in a lake all by himself. He had been given special powers by a local witch. One day he finally ventured out of the lake to get his first glimpse of the world outside. The first thing he saw was a bear chasing a rabbit and so he called out to them and asked them to stop.

Then he said to them: "I am a magical frog and since you are the first two animals I have ever seen, I am going to grant you both three wishes. You will each take turns using them and you have to use them now."

The bear proceeded to tell the frog his first request. He said, "I wish that all the bears in this forest were female, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

Then it was the rabbit's turn and he said, "I wish for a  helmet." POOF! His wish was granted.

The bear hesitated, thought for a moment and then said, "I wish all the bears in the neighboring forests were female too, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

 The rabbit already knew what he wanted, and uttered, "I wish for a go kart that never breake down and never run out of gas." POOF! His wish was granted.

The frog broke in and said, "Now hurry up, I must be on my way. And, may I add, choose your last wish carefully!!

" The bear said, "Alright, I know my last wish. I wish all the bears in the world were female, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

The rabbit thought for a while, put on his helmet, and got on his go kart. A smirk appeared on his face as he started up the motor and shouted, "I wish the bear was gay." Poof! And the rabbit took off like a bat out of hell.
"The world is as bitter as the coffee I drink this Morning."-Donald E. Waters

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« Reply #1 on: July 16, 2011, 10:29:37 PM »
This was good. Did you write it?

Also, I moved this to the off-topic fanon section. The Iron road is meant for discussions, the section I moved it to is meant for non-WSD stories, etc.
« Last Edit: July 16, 2011, 10:30:52 PM by Clover »

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« Reply #2 on: July 16, 2011, 10:31:08 PM »
:spit :spit :spit :spit

I was NOT expecting it to end that way!  I'm lucky I wasn't drinking anything or that would've been me.

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« Reply #3 on: July 16, 2011, 10:34:57 PM »
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This was good. Did you write it?
No, I heard this joke years ago.
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The Bear, The Rabbit, And The Magic Frog.
« Reply #4 on: July 16, 2011, 10:50:11 PM »
Quote from: Owsla-rah on Jul 16 2011, 06:34:57 PM
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This was good. Did you write it?
No, I heard this joke years ago.
So did I. I heard many jokes with this pair (bear and rabbit). In Polish, so I couldn't copy and paste them here straight away, but I could try. :p
« Last Edit: July 16, 2011, 10:50:24 PM by Myrkin »
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« Reply #5 on: February 26, 2014, 03:19:05 AM »
pretty good