Come to think of it, even that is pretty difficult. How about we just list cool ship names? (We don't have to like the ship itself, just the name)
I'm gonna joke ship myself with every active member I can think of. You guys can do this for yourself, too

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Clawside (Claws)
Brightster (Chipster)
Vespide (Vesper)
Brightcrack (Crackers)
Brightzel (Hazel)
Darkside (Darkling) <--- this ship name is just perfect

Brightleo (Leo)
Brightbiscuit (Chibiscuit)
Brightstrife (Strifer)
Misterbright (mistercynical)
Brightkin (Myrkin)
Brighthawk (Hawkbit)
Naybright (Naylte)
Retschide (Retschli)
Brightcia (Acacia)