Good News and Bad News

[Hawkbit]

Basically the point of good news, bad news is to post something that either is happening in real life or made up that is good news.  However, the following poster adds a line of bad news that goes along that supposedly offsets the good news.  


Example:

I just won $100 on a lottery ticket.

The wind blew it out of your hand on the way to the store to cash it.  




So lets give it a go.


I'm glad its bright and sunny outside right now.  

[Myrkin]

It won't be tomorrow.

We have this forum to post on.

[Hawkbit]

But your leader is full of sarcastic wit.


I'm going out to dinner with family tonight.

[Myrkin]

A rich man reserved all places in the restaurant for his party. :P

I have many posts here.

[Hawkbit]

Too many came from back and forth with one person.


I got a new ipod.

[Myrkin]

It will be outdated in a year. :P

This forum has bright future.

[Hawkbit]

Its just the yellow text my name shows up in.  Get some sunglasses. :cool


NCIS is on tonight at 8pm and I'm going to watch it.

[Myrkin]

I don't know it.

Hawkbit is master of sarcasm and witty comments.

[Hawkbit]

Yeah, but the bad news is there's many who cannot stand his sarcasm and wit.


I hope to take a break from work today.

[Myrkin]

Remember that: "Hope is the first step on the road to disappointment." :P

We will get 1000 new members on the forum.

[Hawkbit]

Then you'll have to make this your full-time job and quit your other one.

I went out and bought some chocolate easter eggs for a treat.

[Myrkin]

Easter bunny ate it before you. :P

Mass Effect 3 will be the best RPG of this year.

[Hawkbit]

The company goes bankrupt before it hits store shelves.

I just finished writing some lengthy paperwork for school.

[Myrkin]

You will have to write even more soon. :P

Tomorrow will be a good day.

[Hawkbit]

Good is subjective.


I want a Klondike bar.