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Offline Hawkbit

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Funny Bones
« on: April 13, 2011, 10:46:00 AM »
Maybe rabbits don't laugh, according to Mr. Adams, but we sure do!  :yes  :spit   Post those jokes or pearls of wisdom that just make you laugh!  Board rules apply...nothing disgusting here.  :exactly

Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several priceless paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:

"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

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« Reply #1 on: September 30, 2012, 08:52:53 PM »
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.
'If we ever meet again, Hazel-rah, we'll have the makings of the best story ever.' ~Dandelion

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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2013, 01:30:13 PM »
A mother says to her friend: "My three year old son can say his name backwards!"

His name is Bob.