Funny Bones

[Hawkbit]

Maybe rabbits don't laugh, according to Mr. Adams, but we sure do!       Post those jokes or pearls of wisdom that just make you laugh!  Board rules apply...nothing disgusting here.  


Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several priceless paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, getting in and out past security, he was captured only 2 blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas. When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:


"I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh."

   

[Dandelion]

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

[El-ahrairah]

A mother says to her friend: "My three year old son can say his name backwards!"

His name is Bob.