^ I can do one better on that theme.
Cowslip: "Have you guys ever tasted mushrooms?"
Hazel: "What's a mushroom?"
Cowslip: "The most ammmmaaazing vegetable you can find in man's garden. Why just eating two a day brings the moon and Frith so much closer, you can see him."
Bigwig: "Yeah, well I'll believe that when pigs fly."
Cowslip: "They don't?"
