Black Rabbit: LISTEN TO THE BAGPIPES!
Campion: I...I can't!
BR: YOU WILL! I WILL MAKE YOU!
Campion: No, you can't do that, you can't make me!
*A long and drawn-out version of Amazing Grace plays from nowhere.*
Campion: My ears are bleeding.
BR: Ha! It works!
Campion: Oh, just take me away already!
BR: NO! The song must be completed first!
Campion (thinking): killmekillmekillme!
(I personally like bagpipes, and this is the conversation I have with my English friend when he comes over to my place and I think he needs some humbling/torture.)