Woundwort, the computer crack

[Darkling Nocturnal]

Because it's an external image, I've decided to link it here:

http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/357/e/0/watership_down_parody_by_gingaweedfan1-d5own2n.jpg

It's not done by me, but I thought, it would fit in this section  

[Myrkin]

Vervain: You are stuck on third level, Sir? I've already finished the whole game. You won't believe how it ends...

Woundwort: NO SPOILERS!!!

[Darkling Nocturnal]

Vervain: "Sir, you forgot to take the medipack. Your health will decrease very fast when..."

Woundwort: "And your health will decrease still faster if you don't shut up now!"

[Myrkin]

Vervain: "You know, Sir, if you give up these NPCs to slavers you will get enough gold to buy a very powerful sword..."

Woundwort: "No! When I said I want to play a Good character, I jolly well meant it!"

[Darkling Nocturnal]

Computer: Please enter your name
Woundwort: Woundwort the Magnificent!!!
Computer: Your name is too long! No spaces allowed! No special characters allowed!
Woundwort: WHAT??? I'm Woundwort, the great warrior, the bringer of doom...
Vervain (to himself): The rabbit who can't use a computer
Woundwort: What was that, Vervain?
Vervain: Nothing, sir.
Silverweed: Why don't you use the hotline?
Woundwort: What a line?
Silverweed: Humans created it. It's a support, helping to solve problems. (hands Woundwort an old cellphone)
Hotline Computer: Welcome customer. Please tell me your name.
Woundwort: Woundwort the Magnificent!!!
Hotline Computer: I haven't understand you. Please repeat.
Woundwort: I HATE HUMANS!!!
Hotline Computer: Thanks. I will forward you to the Apple Store Customer Service.
Vervain: Excuse me, sir. But some time ago, I've seen a badger in the forest, collecting apples. Maybe...
Woundwort: I knew it! Only an abominable creature like a badger could create such a abnormal thing like this piece of scrap.

[Hawkbit]

Oh yes, we loathe badgering customer service representatives.

Anyway, that's Woundwort after playing Minesweeper for 10 days straight.

[Darkling Nocturnal]

Oh yes, we loathe badgering customer service representatives.

Anyway, that's Woundwort after playing Minesweeper for 10 days straight.

Vervain: "Excuse me, sir. Shouldn't we plan our attack to destroy the outsiders warren?"
Woundwort: "Not now, Vervain! I've got to do important leadership plannings!"
Computer: "Level 641 completed"


Another one:

Computer: "Game Over"
Woundwort: "This is not my destiny!"

[Acacia Heartstrings]

Woundwort: This is perfect, spend two days playing non-stop and I'm at the end of the game!
Campion: (dramatic entrance) Sr!! are attacking Efrafa, prisoners escape!
Woundwort: Not now, I'm busy.
Campion: But sir, rabbits are dying!
Woundwort: NOT NOW !! * playing gears of war 3 *

[Claws]

Computer: "Game Over"
Woundwort: "This is not my destiny!"

         

You completely cracked me up with this, man.

[Darkling Nocturnal]

You read it just now?

[Claws]

You read it just now?

Nah, I saw it back in the day... I just forgot about it until a guest was reading the topic :P

[Acacia Heartstrings]

know well the page, I saw that joke.
And the situation Woundwort, I remembered this:




HAHAHAHA XD