Gurrad: Its a Care Bear sir.
Badrang: And what is it doing here?
Gurrad: The caring meter dropped fifty points after you put the Martin mouse out for the seagulls. I made a call to the animators of our show and they said they would insert some other characters for the sake of the plot.
Badrang: (to another soldier off camera) Remind me to bribe the animators after Happy Hour tonight.