Everybunny respects Hawkbit

[Darkling Nocturnal]

Hawkbit: "Clover, my darling. Do you see this? Here's now too much disorder in this warren. Let me show you, how I make these bunnies respect this place!"
Clover: "But Hawkbit, do you think, this is necessary?"
Hawkbit: "Don't disturb me now."




Hawkbit: "You! Prisoner! Why has you been staring at me? Explain yourself. NOW!!"
Survivor: "Excuse me, Sir! But, but... I was wondering... Well... Could I ask you something, master Hawkbit?"
Hawkbit: "Exceptionally, I grant you an audience! Cut it short!"




Survivor: "In those days, when you had been locked in the lower burrows, together with master Hazel and master Fiver... Well, what I want to know..."
Hawkbit: "You want me to tell you about our heroic escape, done by the endless wisdom of your master Hawkbit?"
Survivor: "Not exactly. I just wonder... How could a rabbit like you be such a weepy and clumsy crybaby??? Don't mistake my acting with respect. I was just trying not to laugh out loud!"




Clover: "Yes, Hawkbit. How could you?"

[Myrkin]

Since you've already taken care of captions I will only say this:

Hawkbit got burned!

[Hawkbit]

Clover: You know you really should be around the Honeycomb more often.  You strut about like you own the place while your friends do all the work!

Hawkbit: Yeah sure whatever.



Hawkbit: You may speak, I have about two minutes of energy left.



Rabbit Worker #1: Can we change the emoticons in your absence?

Hawkbit: Yeah sure, we need new ones of those.

Rabbit Worker #1: Can we make new sections so that we have ample space to talk all about the tv series that was just a jumbled mish-mash before?

Hawkbit: Yeah yeah go on, build new burrows and sections and stuff.

Rabbit Worker #1: Can we change your contact picture to the one where your face is frozen in a goofy pose?



Hawkbit: Frith, I thought I told Dandelion to burn that piece of......


I can poke fun at myself too.

[Myrkin]

I can poke fun at myself too.

Is it really poking fun, if that's what actually happened?

[Lord of the Lough]

Hawkbit: Why is that rabbit's big fat bottom in the way of the camera? Clover, tell it to move away so everyone at home can see my fine features!
Clover: Why don't you do it, Hawkbit? Aren't you supposed to have some kind of authority, as you said?



Hawkbit: Hey, you! Get that lazy rabbit out of the way of the camera! It's blocking me out!
Rabbit Worker: No.
Hawkbit: WHY???? How DARE you disobey me!



Rabbit Worker: [laughing then whispering] Because the camera already moved out of the way!
EVERYONE LAUGHS


Hawkbit: Stop laughing, all of you! I never noticed! Why do bad things always happen to ME, Frith, why me?!