Commentator: And it looks like weasel's about to score a a goal!... Oh and Bigwig comes out of nowhere! Smashes right into the side of him, in the penalty area too. Oh... AND BIGWIG'S SEEN RED!
Commentator #2: Yes Clive, that was a nasty headbutt there. I mean, why is it that footballers have to HEADBUTT people instead of just punching or kicking them?
Commentator: Er, Andy, we're meant to be scorning Bigwig for what he DID, not HOW he did it!
Commentators were Clive Tyldsley and Andy Townsend, if anyone wondered.
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