The Corrupted Wish Game

[Owsla-rah]

Here's how the game works. Someone makes a wish.  Then the next poster says 'Wish granted but...' and continues with a corruption of that wish. For example,

Me: I wish I had a million dollars.
Next poster: Wish  granted, but the someone stoled all the money.

Once you've finished demolishing the other person's wish. Then you make a wish as well for the the next poster to corrupt. Otherwise the game cannot continue. And you can not repeat the same wish.

The game will now begin.
I wish I had a flemish giant rabbit that had human intelligence and could talk.

[Hawkbit]

Granted, but then it wonders why you're the master and its the pet.

I wish summer would last longer.

[Owsla-rah]

Granted, but due to longer hot summers. The polar ice caps began to melt faster than ever and causes the sea leval to rise. And your house got washed away by the flood.

I wish that I had absolute power and control of the world.

[Hawkbit]

Granted, but then all the poorer souls continually pester you for food.

I wish the weather would remain nice for the trip I'm taking next week.

[Clover]

Granted, but you'd have to pay a fee of $20.75.

I wish that school would never start again.

[Hawkbit]

Granted, but a law is passed that you have to study and learn at home.

I wish all these new computer peripherals would work with older computers.

[Owsla-rah]

Granted, but a few days later. A severe solar storm destroyed most of the world's power grids, leaving your computer without power.

Hawkbit without his computer  

I wish I didn't have writer's block.

[Hawkbit]

Granted, but by now you don't have the time to sit down and write for fun.

I wish some the students I worked with would learn and appreciate the golden rule.

[Myrkin]

Granted, but they forget all the other rules.

I wish my internet connection would always be as fast as I need it to be.

[Keith]

Granted, but you don't get access to Youtube, Facebook, Twitter, or any social sites for that matter.

I wish I was a movie director.

[Clover]

Granted, but you have to direct a sequel or remake to a movie you hate first.


I wish there would be an All Dogs Go to Heaven 4.

[Myrkin]

Granted, but you have to direct a sequel or remake to a movie you hate first.

Hmm... That would be "Manitou's Shoe".


Granted but you will have to travel across the globe to watch it.


I wish there was a peace in Middle East. (not original wish, I know, but there you have it)

[Keith]

Granted, but africa will have to be nuked first.

I wish the world was like Fallout (Better Tunes, can carry a gun anywhere, cool laser weapons and power armour, and a super mutant voiced by TONY JAY!! what's not to love?)

[Myrkin]

Granted, but you have to live on Mars, where there is no cool laser weapons etc.

I wish that Star Wars: The Old Republic will be a good MMO.

[Keith]

Granted, But Goerge Lucas will make another Star wars movie that sucks.

I wish I had a pet raptor that wields and RPG-7 and rides a shark.